viernes, 9 de marzo de 2012

Back in black

A los buenos días, malparidos bastardos.

Dicen que la economía y el fútbol son cosas cíclicas. Nosotros no lo podemos asegurar porque de números no somos y porque la cosa más parecida a un balón de fútbol que hemos tocado últimamente ha sido una tableta de chocolate. En cualquier caso, las que sí que son cíclicas son las amenazas que amenazan a la humanidad en el cine cada cierto número de años. Ahora son los zombies, que son muy cabrones y dan mucho susto; hace algunos años lo fueron las diferentes catástrofes naturales o no tan naturales; y antes, a mediados de los noventa, las que lo petaban eran las invesiones extraterrestres.

En medio de una fiebre por la posibilidad de que los marcianos nos invadiesen y empezasen con el tema de las sondas anales para todo el mundo (un día que aún no llegó, que nosotros recordemos, pero que todos nuestros lectores esperan con ansias), los jerifantes de Hollywood se sacaron de la manga una peli la hostia de molona con una idea: hay vida inteligente en el universo, en la Tierra lo sabemos y para gestionar las posibles interacciones se ha creado una agencia gubernamental de élite, los Hombres de Negro. Metían a Tommy Lee Jones, de tipo duro, y a Will Smith de protagonista, parte cómica y chico de moda y ya tenían un producto que podían vender a cascoporro.

Y lo que molaba.

Años después, decidieron repetir el éxito sacando Men in Black 2. Otra vez taquillazo, otra vez canción rapera de amigo Will, otra vez coches molones, trajes guays y viallanos hijos de puta a los que darles para el pelo.

Y ahora, en pleno 2012, un año que cada vez promete más, se sacan de la manga esto:

Y todos nos cagamos.

Seguiremos informando. Hasta mañana, frikis.

8 comentarios:

Jon Arson dijo...

Qué raro. Leí algo sobre la posibilidad de la nueva película, pero decían que Tommy Lee Jones no quería verla ni en pintura. Le habrán soltado una cuantiosa billetada para que haga un cameíto, y meten al otro tío-duro-feo, Brolin en su lugar.

Hace ya que no veo las viejas.

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